While picking up a bunch of free shit at a swag suite in Los Angeles last week, Brit Brit’s Cheetolings entertained the other guests with their dazzling poetry skills. Gatecrasher says that 2-year-old JJ and 3-year-old SPF kept shouting “Oh shit!” over and over again while Brit Brit ignored them. Maybe they were trying to tell their mama je’e’ that they had a poopy party in their pants, but Brit Brit wasn’t hearing it. Some source said, “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”
Misbehaving? It’s just the “shit” word. I’m sure most of us came into this world screaming “OH FUCK” or “OH MOTHERFUCKING CUNT DAMN” in baby-talk. It’s not like SPF and JJ were shouting, “Mah pussy is hanging out” (they save that for church). Or even worse, they could’ve been using the word “POPOZAO” or “CHEEZ DOODLES” (Cheetos arch rival). Chester would have to wash their dirty mouths out with Palmolive if they ever repeated that name.