Behold, The New Gandhi

August 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

And here we go. Get your fist ready and apologize to your monitor in advance, because Heather Mill’s tongue is at it again. Poor, poor, poor Heather is just sick of being nailed to the cross with LIES and she is ready to spend her whole life fighting to get the truth out there. Heather is like a cunty version of Fox Mulder. Better yet, she’s this generation’s Gandhi. There goes your fist….

Heather told her local paper in Brighton (via Yahoo!) that she can relate to Malcolm X, Martin Luther King and Gandhi, because they were all attacked by H8rs while trying to truth-tell. The Kate Gosselin of the UK queefed, “They were people who went through controversy to put the truth forward and they weren’t afraid to fight and I can relate to that completely.”

Gandhi believed in non-violence, but I think he would agree that we can briefly put that belief on hold to whoop this trick’s ass!

(Thanks Jayne)

Tags: Heather Mills, It's Not Easy Being A Cunt

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