For the past few weeks, Bradley Cooper has been linked to Squinty, Denise Richards and Jennifer Aniston. Well, in the battle of the beards, it looks like Squinty has won out for now! The two pretended to be all slick-like when they got on a flight from JFK to Barcelona the other day. The paps say Squinty and Bradley went through security separately, but ended up getting on the same plane together.
The voices in my inbox tell me that Bradley gets thirsty for the peen every now and again, but I’ve never seen photographic proof. If you have it, send it my way, because I’m running low in the porn department. But if the rumors are true, then he picked a perfectly capable beard. And if they aren’t true, well then what the hell is doing with Squinty?! I’m joking. Dating Squinty has its advantages. She’s probably fun at parties and I’m sure she always has the best of the bad shit.