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August 10, 2009 / Posted by:

The Old Spaghetti Factory – Yesterday, I had a dream about this fine dining establishment called The Old Spaghetti Factory and when I woke up, I was sad that we don’t have one around these parts.

When I was in high school in California, we used to go the Old Spaghetti Factory (or OSF to those in the know) all the time, because we thought it was like gourmet dining. For real. We also used to go because it was cheap as fuck. We could all share salad, bread, skettis and ice cream for like $10 total. If we were really feeling fancy, we’d get one of those Italian cream sodas. Yes, some of the spaghetti sauces tasted like dog puke, but we didn’t care. The place had chandeliers and that equals sophistication! What made it even more elegant to me is when I witnessed the cops arrest two hos for fighting in the parking lot. Dinner and entertainment!

Their website has been down since yesterday. I guess everyone had the same damn dream. Or maybe they should raise their prices to $11 total so they can pay their server bill.

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