Vanessa Hudgen’s Disney nipples made an encore appearance on the internet last week and you know Dane Cook printed out a dozen copies of those pictures and laminated them for his future enjoyment. Dane’s wang skin is probably barely growing back after he rubbed it raw from smacking it so much while looking at Vanessa’s tittays. But at last night’s Teen Choice Awards, Dane tried to play like he wanted her to cover up. Motherfucker, pleeeeeease.
Dane came out, asked Vanessa to show herself and then suddenly turned into Marla Gibbs when he said, “Gurl, you gots to keep yo clothes on. Phonez are for phone calls, gurl.”
The funniest part is at the beginning when Vanessa gets all excited after Dane shouts her name. Vanessa is wagging her tail, thinking she’s going to get some kind of prize (a new camera phone, maybe?) and then…SMACK! Dane hits her with the nekkid joke. Vanessa tries to do her best bitchface (Professor MiserAlba gives her an F minus), but didn’t really pull it off.
Zac Efron probably thought to himself, “Yeah, she really should keep her clothes on, because it makes me feel awkward in the privates when she takes it all off.”