Brit Brit Is Missing Something

August 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s Our Lady of Cheetos looking lovely in an outfit from “The American Gladiators Cocktail Dress Collection” at yesterday’s Pedophiles’ Dream Awards. While looking at these pictures of Brit, I got hongray for a giant turkey leg, but I also got a little concerned about her eyebrow situation. I just felt like it could be better and then it HIT ME like an angry Chris Brown. Bitch needs some weave brows!

A couple of months ago, I posted a very important video of some trick showing off her beautiful weave brows to the world, Well, it looks like the weave brow movement is finally taking off (not really) and they need Brit Brit to be the face of it! Brit can even get orange ones, so it looks like tiny Cheeto dingles are stuck to her face. Absolutely beautiful.

Below is video of the newest member of the weave brow movement. Homegirl (insert giant question mark here) knows the importance of eyebrows. They are so important to her that she even took a few dollars out of her “dick chopping fund” to pay for these weave brows!

Tags: Britney Spears

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