What Gerard Butler Looks For In A Woman

August 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Papa Joe better update Jessica Simpson’s resume and immediately forward it to Gerard Butler, because it sounds like the two could be perfectly happy together if she catches him in the right mood. Manwhore Gerard not only wants a woman with succulent breasteses, but it also sounds like he might want one with pork rinds for brains! Gerard said:

Sometimes along the way in my life I don’t want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn’t work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn’t work so it’s just killing me right now.

Oh, Gerry. Sometimes he says dumb things (don’t we all) and sometimes he says smart things (don’t look at me). Wait……AND he also has a really really amazing rack. Maybe Gerry’s soulmate is himself? Match made!

Source (Thanks Michelle)

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