I Can Haz Kitty Porn?

August 8, 2009 / Posted by:

If you ever get busted by the cops, put on a Hazmat-made rubber glove, reach into Keith R. Griffin’s pocket and pull out the “MAH PUSSY IZ 2 BLAME” excuse. The cops will laugh at you until they turned inside out, but at least you’ve entertained a bunch of police officers. That’s what 48-year-old Keith did.

This dumb fuck was arrested and charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found about 1,000 pictures of child porn on his computer. Keith put the blame on his cat! This mega idiot said that he would regularly leave his computer on while he was away and his cat would jump on the keyboard. Keith said that whenever he would return, he would find strange shit downloaded to his hardrive. I CAN’T WITH YOU, Keith! Although, the more that I think about it, this does make sense….

The other night I was at my friend’s house and I think her pussy made me smoke a joint filled with heaven’s grass. I didn’t want to, but it made me. And whenever I go to my mom’s house, her cat (don’t make me say the p word) makes me eat pounds of In-N-Out. Again, it forces me to do this against my will! I have no choice. Think about it. Look at Maru. That pussy is acting like he’s so cute, jumping out of boxes and hiding in shit. You know he’s up to some evilness. Maru is in those boxes making bombs and planning our demise. Cats are the EVIL of the world. Click. It all makes sense.

You know Keith is going to be sitting in a prison cell holding his freshly dicked asshole so that his organs don’t fall out, while his cat is lounging around somewhere thinking, “That’s what you get for switching my Fancy Feast to that generic shit.” Payback is a PUSSAY!

Source (Thanks Benny)

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