Steer Clear!

August 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell left a costume party in Ponzo, Italy last night dressed like Pocabeatyoass and looking like she wanted to scalp a bitch! When Naomi gives bitchface, you better either get on your knees and pray or call 911. Every Blackberry within a 1-mile vicinity shut down.

Naomi was at the party with her hot ass billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin. You know, dude must love it when Naomi whoops his nutsack with her Blackberry and scratches at his ass lips with her nails, because I don’t know how it’s possible that they’ve been together this long. Vladimir is into beat n’ boning and Naomi is into hardcore money. It’s the secret to their success!

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