And here we have Eric Dane with his chesticles out in Los Angeles yesterday. Ignore some of those douche-approved tattoos, they are for a movie role. Eric plays a football player in that Valentine’s Day shit. That’s the movie EVERYONE and their fuck time partner is in. Seriously, check your cell phone and I’m sure you’ll have a message from the producers telling your ass to report to set tomorrow. The only ho not in that movie is Katherine Hagel’s annoying ass, because they wouldn’t pay her ass enough. THAT BITCH has the audacity.
You know, Katherine Hagel can be a total no-no killer. It’s hard for me to get the tingles over these pictures of Eric, because I’m picturing Katherine’s head floating around him with a ciggie hanging around him. I have to hold a nicotine patch up to the screen for her to go away. The same goes for Gerry Butler. Whenever I see pictures of him, Katherine’s face pops up cackling at me! If she ever works with Mah Boo Anderson Cooper, I’m totally totally dry fucked.