Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg And His Umbrella Holder

August 7, 2009 / Posted by:

While watching the Baltimore Ravens training session yesterday, Snoop Dogg made sure that he remained dry and toasty. Do not even question why Snoop Dogg could not hold the umbrella himself. The Dogg just can’t. Think about it. What if he was holding his umbrella and a strong gust of wind came through causing his weed hand to jerk and break? How will he hold a joint by himself? How will he light a bong by himself? How will he turn his vaporizer on by himself? Snoop Dogg cannot risk this. We all cannot risk this. If Snoop Dogg couldn’t smoke the good shit, the entire marijuana industry would dry up (and not in a good way).

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