Here I was thinking it was going to be a glorious Friday (see Connie Mouralis post) and then I come across these two fartards. I had to share it (am I oversharing again?) with you so that we can all form a circle and jerk our tonsils together. Barf bukkake party!
At last night’s G.I. Joe premiere, these two butt dingles somehow managed to get on the red carpet to show off Twit’s cover of Playboy Magazine: Equine Edition. Who do they think they are carrying a magazine around like that? Phoebe Price?! Can I get a “BITCH PLEASE,” because nobody can do it like she can.
And I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is the fugliest fug cover I have ever seen. Anonymously send this cover to your enemies and they won’t ever be the same again. It’s pretty fitting that Heidi looks like a Wal-Mart-brand tampon fresh out of Spencer’s shitty asshole.