My inbox is really about to stick its head in an oven and commit suicides if it sees the subject “Lady GaGa has a dick” one more time. I was really trying to avoid this, because we’ve been traumatized enough this Friday and some of us are still a few hours away from Booze & Bong Time. But let’s put on our rubber gloves and deal with it!
So, last year, this quote supposedly from Lady CaCa made the rounds:
Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
– L8d Gaga <3
Well, the probably fake quote is back and has been traveling around the internets again along with the video clip above. At the 1:00 mark, Lady CaCa gets off her bike and flashes what could be fat ‘gina, extra-long labia lips, a plastic dildo, a flesh-colored feminine hygiene product (we’ve been here before) or a real peen. I’ve tried to examine closely, but the dry heaves got the best of me. I don’t know if she’s got a permanent dick on her box, but I do know that she’s an attention whore who would pull some shit like this to get us all yapping. This much is true.
So, that’s that. Now will someone please pass me a pitcher of gin and gasoline. Booze Hour has just been moved up!
P.S. – Jamie Lee Curtis is not amused by any of this!