After reading about the sadness that is Sam the koala’s death (see below), we all could use a laugh. So here’s one: Posh Beckham is going to be a guest judge on American Idol. You know, that singing competition. Yes, Posh is actually going to judge people’s singing abilities. I’m not saying that Paula Abdul was Pavarotti, but DAMN TO THE FUCK! I mean, this isn’t America’s Next Mayjah Non-Food-Eater or America’s Next Mayjah Non-Smiler. Although, both of those would be good shows.
Posh’s spokeswhore tells SkyNews that this is just going to be a one night stand. Posh isn’t about to replace our very little crazy pillhead. Besides, Posh is too busy working on her fashion line and walking through airports in ankle-killing heels. Seriously, she’s always walking through airports.
Okay, Posh on Idol could be entertaining if her critiques are something along the line of this: (picture her saying this to a girl who weighs less than a lima bean) “You know, your voice could be mayjah if you weren’t SO FUCKING FAT.”
In other news, Michael Vick has just been announced as a permanent judge on Groomer Has It!