Earlier, I posted some pictures of a pop group I’ve never heard of called Miss Lolitas. Well, here’s one of their videos for a song called “Party Starters.” Before we start, I’m going to need to see some IDs. Hand me one of those scanners and slide these girls’ IDs over! Because if they aren’t of age, their parents should be in the clink. Well, their parents should be in the clink either way, but they should have to serve a few life sentences if these girls were born before 1991.
Age aside, this shit is a monumental achievement in videomaking! It’s like mini versions of the Rock of Love Bus hos ran out of booze and went on a rampage through the streets of Los Angeles to find more of the sweet nectar! Even though this shit looks like it was filmed using a janked-up video cell phone found in a urinal at Les Deux, I can’t fault it! Anything that was shot guerrilla-style at my favorite haunts (McDonald’s, Target, gas stations, used car dealerships, various street corners, etc…) is a masterpiece in my book.
And I don’t even want to know how they paid for this $2 dollah video or where they got those 1980s slutty wrestler outfits. Again, I want to see some IDs and birth certificates!