If You’re A Smoker, This Might Be The Best Punishment Ever

August 6, 2009 / Posted by:

A teacher in Malaysia is in a little trouble after she forced one of her 16-year-old students to smoke 4 cigarettes at a time for two hours straight. The dude smoked a total of 42 ciggies. Dude is probably still pooping ash.

The teacher forced the smoke-a-thon on the student after she discovered a cigarette in his locker. You know homegirl’s genius plan backfired. She thought she was going to smoke the habit out of him. Methinks she created a smoke monster! Dude is going to be trolling the gutters for ciggie butts to eat. Good going, teacher.

When the boy’s uncle found out about this fuckery, he filed a police report. A police official said, “This is not normal. We don’t do that often.” Shhhhhh, officer, don’t say that so loud! Katherine Hagel is currently on a plane to Malaysia to enroll as a permanent student in that teacher’s class. We’re finally rid of her annoying ass and we don’t want her to know this isn’t common practice!


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