Afternoon Crumbs

August 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller sexing up a horse in GQ Magazine. I hope Mister Horsey ain’t maaaaaaaaarried – Egotastic!

Lauren Conrad doing her best Angie Jo impersonation – Popsugar

Giant panda giving birth (panda puss not visible) – Towleroad

Former supermodel still looks hot in a bikini. TBE. – Hollywood Tuna

Bryce Dallas Howard is training for when she has to run from crazed Twihards – Just Jared

Trick question: Which one is the leather bag? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Vampire Beeeeehl at the beach – Lainey Gossip

Why is Mimi wearing my cousin’s “dick catching” (her words) outfit? – Hollywood Rag

What Tommy Girl dreams about at night – Cityrag

Linda Evangelista wearing the same outfit Madonna wears when she’s alone with Baby JesusI’m Not Obsessed

Parasite Hilton shows us where her dogs sleep. You know, when all the drawers and closets are already occupied – ICYDK

Only K-WellFed could make money off of getting really fat – Popeater

Katie Price tried to move from one gay peen to another – Holy Moly!

Glamour Magazine effed up Jessica Simpson’s face – Socialite Life

Barbara Walters is really horny – Celebitchy

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >