Afternoon Crumbs
Sienna Miller sexing up a horse in GQ Magazine. I hope Mister Horsey ain’t maaaaaaaaarried – Egotastic!
Lauren Conrad doing her best Angie Jo impersonation – Popsugar
Giant panda giving birth (panda puss not visible) – Towleroad
Former supermodel still looks hot in a bikini. TBE. – Hollywood Tuna
Bryce Dallas Howard is training for when she has to run from crazed Twihards – Just Jared
Trick question: Which one is the leather bag? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Vampire Beeeeehl at the beach – Lainey Gossip
Why is Mimi wearing my cousin’s “dick catching” (her words) outfit? – Hollywood Rag
What Tommy Girl dreams about at night – Cityrag
Linda Evangelista wearing the same outfit Madonna wears when she’s alone with Baby Jesus – I’m Not Obsessed
Parasite Hilton shows us where her dogs sleep. You know, when all the drawers and closets are already occupied – ICYDK
Only K-WellFed could make money off of getting really fat – Popeater
Katie Price tried to move from one gay peen to another – Holy Moly!
Glamour Magazine effed up Jessica Simpson’s face – Socialite Life
Barbara Walters is really horny – Celebitchy