The Saint Breastfeeds

August 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Daniel Edwards, the artiste behind such pieces of work like “Brit Brit Pushing Out A Cheetoling” and the “OctoMommy Butt Plug,” will unveil his new sculpture at Mainsite Contemporary Art space in Norman, Oklahoma in September.

In honor of Chichifeeding Week, Daniel has created a life-sized sculpture of the saint of all saints, Angie Jolie. Daniel said he was inspired by that “private picture” on the cover of W Magazine taken by Brad Pitt of one of the twin messiahs suckling on Angie’s divine breast.

The sculpture titled “Landmark for Breastfeeding” shows St. Angie breastfeeding her twins in the “football-hold.”

In real life, St. Angie didn’t have to hold them like that. The chosen ones stayed afloat thanks to their retracting angel wings and halos. The celestial powers of St. Angie’s holy titty water also took them HIGHER.

Come September, the city of Norman will be Brangaloonie central. They are probably already waiting in line, freaking out at the thought of worshiping at their GOD’S feet. If Daniel wants to make a few extra coins, he should make a pillow person version of this, so Brangaloonies finally have something to cuddle with (besides their Lara Croft doll).

And am I the only one that really really really wants to light the wick on top of St. Angie’s head?

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