Miley’s Fiance (In His Head) Was Busted Again

August 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Pedobear’s partner in creepiness, Mark McLeod, was arrested again for stalking Miley Cyrus on the set of her movie in Georgia. This is the same skeezemeister who claimed he was going to make Miley his child bride and he knew they were meant to be together, because she sent him several “secret messages” through the TV screen.

When Mark was arrested for the first time in June, the cops told him to stay away from Miley. Mark didn’t listen and he was caught hanging around the set yesterday. TMZ says the cops got a warrant and slipped his wrists into a pair of handcuffs. Mark even admitted that he was there to get closer Miley. He’s currently marinating his nastiness in a jail cell.

You know, this dude needs an abuelita in his life. An abuelita who will beat out those “secret messages” in his head by whooping him with a switch and slapping him in the mouth with her chanklita. Dude will be begging the police to lock his ass up after a few hours in abuelita’s cage of death. In a death match with abuelita, he won’t even be able to get one hit in. That’s the truth. And that’s what what he needs.

After he rumbles with abuelita, they should send him to THE FARM.

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