Leo Of The Ocean

August 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Leonardo DiCatchAHo is officially back in the pussy prowling game which means that model agencies should go ahead and forward all portfolios to his office if they want the booking. Don’t even think I won’t mail my own portfolio (aka a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper) of MySpace and Facebook pictures to Leo! A Barbizon diploma proudly hangs over my toilet, so this makes me a part-time model. Don’t question my credentials.

Since Leo never takes a break from model scouting, he took a few pieces with him to Ibiza where they are all sunning their bits. Speaking of bits, I never know what to expect when Leo takes his top off. It’s like opening something out of Sanrio’s mystery grab bag bin. Sometimes you get a two titty special with a scoop of man gut. Other times you get a big slice of sexy. Leo is currently somewhere in between. And I’d still it. My no-no would never let go! WELL, Leo was in Poison Ivy! Anybody who had a part in that masterpiece deserves to get their taint tickled.

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