Gerard Butler Is Giving All Of This Up

August 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Kelly Bensimon is here (*lifts up hand above head*) and Gerard Butler is across the fucking room, because he’s trying to avoid her at all costs! Gatecrasher says Gerard, who was probably mixing his booze types that night, flirted with The Real Housewives of NYC’s Kelly Bensimon at a party last June. Kelly thought she was going to get a piece of The Butler, because they exchanged numbers and everything. Well, Gerry never called. Cut to last week….

Gerry and Kelly were once again at the same party. A nosy ho said that while Gerry was laying his best moves down on Rose Byrne from Damages, Kelly tried to block him from the punani. The witness said, “Kelly blocked Gerard from speaking to Rose and was flirting up a storm – but he couldn’t have seemed less interested.

Manwhore Gerry has admitted that he’s a lover of chichis, so my guess is that he didn’t know what to make of Kelly, because he couldn’t locate her damn titties! Seriously, you need a compass and a prayer to find those things. One is heading for the vacation spot called her LOWER BACK and the other one seems to be stuck in her armit. Gerry got confused, because he didn’t know if that was a fake breast or if her armpit burped.

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