Did Paula Abdul Tweet Too Soon?

August 5, 2009 / Posted by:

TMZ is saying that when Paula Abdul announced on her Twatter that she is not returning to American Idol next season, she was basically handing in her resignation. The producers still thought they were in negotiations with Vicodin’s forever girl. Basically, Paula quit a job via Twitter. The internet has gone too far.

Apparently, Paula, who made around $2 million last season, asked for a 500% raise. Paula didn’t feel loved by the producers when she read that Gaycrest was getting $45 million for 3 years and Simon was getting $100 million per year. When she asked for $20 million, the producers laughed until they queefed and then countered with $10 million. Instead of countering back, Paula decided to Tweet her farewell and the producers took that as her official bow. A couple of hours later, they issued a statement confirming that the crazy has left the building for good. And this morning, the stock for Vicodin hit the sky, because everyone knew where Paula was heading….

This is not the end of Paula on American Idol! I can’t wait to see the look on those whore’s faces when Paula comes skipping into auditions disguised as a 14-year-old girl named “Skaterina Kat” wearing her outfit from Junior High School: THE MOVIE. We’re goooona have a paaaartaaaaaaay!

Oh, Paula, you’ll always have the golden ticket (aka a blank prescription pad) to my HEART!

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