Who Is July’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

August 4, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s that time of the month! No, not THAT time of the month. Although, voting for this shit is kind of like getting your menstrual cycle. Don’t make me list the similarities. Anyway, please take a moment from devouring your free lava cake AND TACOS to cast your vote for Miss Hot Slut of July! This time around, we have a former drunk, someone who always has drunk face, a current drunk and a pussy who acts drunk. Here are your finalists:

Jane Velez-Mitchell – Gayelle news anchor and lady mullet fan
Miko Brando – Son of Marlon, MJ’s former bodyguard/bff and Hawaiian shirt fetishist
Sandra Lee – Grocery store shopper, cocktail guzzler and tablescape artist
Maru – Internet star, box lover and catrobat

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be crowned on Thursday!

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