The Panty Pudding Is Brewing

August 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Gerard Butler was attacked by a crazed horny fanlady outside of his hotel in London yesterday and he loved it. Gerry was probably hypnotized by her gorgeous cricket leg eyebrows! Or maybe her chichis, because Gerry loooves chichis. Gerry loves chichis so much that it gives him the sads that he can’t tell you how beautiful your breastes are.

Gerry said, We’ve taken something as simple as sexual attraction, something that’s in our DNA, that’s basic to society, and turned it into something complicated. We’ve made the rules we must abide by that make it difficult to connect with each other. If a woman has great breasts, I’d love to tell her so. But in polite society, you can’t do that. Which is a shame.

Oh, Gerry. I’m not a woman (DON’T SAY IT) and my titties are only training-bra size, but you can compliment them anytime you want. You can even touch them, flick at them or slap them with your peen. My chesticles are your own personal Motel 6: open 24 hours and here for you! The woman below feels the same. Obvi.

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