That’s One Way Of Handling It

August 4, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re ever feeling brave enough to ask Method Man for an autograph, you better strap a bullet-proof vest over your chest, pray to the Three Wolf Moon and have your best running shoes on, because you may get shot at. TMZ says that a woman in Houston is suing Method Man for shooting her with an air gun when she asked him for an autograph after a show in November 2008. LOL.

Mary Anderson said that after she tried to get Method Man to sign something for her, he whipped out an air gun and started firing pellets. Mary says she was hit around six times. Okay, I’ve never been shot with an air gun, but I’m guessing it hurts more than when the dick misses the hole. That means it hurts A LOT. And Mary, if someone keeps shooting at your ass, that’s your cue to ruuuuuuuuun.

(Read this in a Jackee Harry voice, because it’s the only way) Maaaary is suing for money. Of course.

Isn’t Method Man a stoner of epic proportions? Shouldn’t he be hugging on everyone and asking them if they are carrying any Fritos on their persons? Dude must have had the wrong stuff in his bong.

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