OK! Magazine asked the keeper of the unicorn forest what he looks for in a lady friend:
“I like people being forward. Gosh, I don’t know. I like strong people, chiseled abs… I don’t know, I take what I can get!”
And with that, every Ab Roller and wet vac (for DIY lipo) on this planet just sold out! Just picture thousands of crazed Twitards burping out their lungs after doing a dozen crunches with a cardboard cutout of Edward in front of them for motivation. The most exercise they do on a daily basis is a few vagina bounces while watching Twilight in slow motion. RPattz is single-handedly curing teenage fopa!