NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

August 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Where is God when you need him, because this does not make sense.” – Paula Abdul

Quick! Fill the bath tub with Paula Abdul’s CODE BLUE cocktail (everything in the medicine cabinet and Diet Pepsi), because my world has just shattered! Paula Abdul announced on her Twatter that American Idol will lose its brightest (aka craziest) star. These are the tearful words Paula wrote:

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon. What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me. It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month.

American Idol, we’re fucking done professionally! How dare they kick Paula to the gutter (where she will probably find a few lude pills – SCORE FOR HER), but keep that useless flap of skin Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! This is a travesty! And where was Simon in all of this?! While he was soaking his tittays in a bowl of cocoa butter, Paula was getting pink-slipped! All he had to do was give up his tight t-shirt budget, so they could give Paula a few more coins. Damn all of them!

It’s like I’m blowin’ morphine-covered kisses in the wind and Paula isn’t there to catch them anymore. Sads.

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