Michael Douglas’ Son Busted For Trying To Sell Meth

CZJ’s 30-year-old stepson got in trouble AGAIN for fucking with the bad shit. Cameron Douglas was arrested on July 28th at the Gansevoort Hotel in NYC for trying to move $18,000 worth of meth to L.A. with the intent to sell. The New York Post says that the bust was part of some undercover sting operation.

Cops found Cameron at the Gansevoort where he had been living for quite some time in a room paid for by daddy. Apparently, the place looked like the “before” pictures on Clean House and Cameron was totally strung out.

This is Cameron’s third time getting arrested. In 2007, he found himself in a jail cell holding his asshole for dear life after cops found liquid cocaine and a syringe in his car. In 1999, he was caught buying coke from a dealer.

This is like Traffic: The Reality Show! Let me guess, Cameron was forced to suck on the peens of old skeezers in order to keep the bad shit coming in? And a methfaced Topher Grace was there, sitting in the corner. Hmmm…Luis Guzman should probably stay away from cars for a while.

And in a gutter somewhere, both Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan are breathing a sigh of relief, because they have one less dealer to pay. Their lucky day!