Jennifer Aniston Is Fine With Being The Poster Child For Lonely Spinsters

If you’re a Brangaloonie, then your desk is probably covered in mouth cum, because this interview with Jennifer Aniston with Elle Magazine is like a juicy delicious steak cooked just for you (and blessed St. Angie herself.) Get out your A1, because Jennifer talks about how she’s fine with being known as the miserable loser who spends her Saturday nights pretending to give birth to her real baby doll while her husband (aka a cardboard cut out of Brad Pitt from Fight Club) watches on.

Jenny said, “I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it. If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it. I can make fun of myself. And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up.”

She also talked about the day her mother told her she was fugly in the face. Basically. “I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, ‘Oh, honey, you’re so funny.’ So, she doesn’t lie to me . . . She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.”

You know, Jenny is always whining about how she’s Susan Boyle of America and blah…blah..blah, but homegirl knows that’s how she’s making zillions of dollars. Maybe she has us all fooled? Maybe she has a husband and 3 kids living in her basement, but keeps them a secret because she knows she has to continue to play the role of “old maid.”

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