In honor of President Obama’s 48th birfday today, Domino’s is giving away plates of its new dessert, Chocolate Lava Crunch cake. You have until 9pm tonight to skip (or run like the wind if you’re Kirstie Alley) into a Domino’s and say the magic words “Happy Birthday, Obama” for some free cake. The offer is only valid while supplies last, so you better storm the joint before the employees decide that they had enough of that shit and shut it down.
Try to ingore the fact that this cake looks like Tommy Girl’s bruised and oozy Scientolohole after a 4-day “orientation orgy” in his dungeon. I iz sorry for that visual.
And you so know that the extremely glamorous and batshit crazy Obama Birther Queen wore a disguise and was first in line to get her free cake this morning. Homegirl looks like she loves cake. Especially cake that looks like hot bullshit. Clip below: