Katie Price’s road runner vagina moves fast. Bitch has only been separated from Peter Andre for a quick minute and she’s already got herself a new regular piece. I’m not even mad at her. Dick is like oxygen to us sluts! A day without a dick is like a day without sunshine (or fake tan diarrhea in Katie’s case).
Katie confirmed to OK! (via The Sun) that she’s bumping bits with cage fighter Alex Reid. Yeah, he fights in cages for a living which is why his face looks like Harvey Price’s personal trampoline. Only a face like that can truly handle Katie’s labia lips.
Katie said, “Everyone I get photographed with at the moment I’m supposedly sleeping with! But I can confirm I’m seeing Alex Reid and no one else. I wasn’t seeing him or texting him while I was with Pete. I didn’t know him then – I’ve only been going to the fight school since the break-up. That’s all I’m saying about him for now.”
A few days ago, Katie and Hammer Face flew off to Spain together for a little frolicking and fucking. Hopefully, they also relaxed by soaking in a hot tub filled with bleach and OxiClean (Billy Mays Nevah Forget). Katie and Alex both looks like the almost rotten tangerine I found in the back of my fridge when I was moving. LAWD. Bitch, looking like an Oompa Loompa’s dehydrated butt nugget is never cute.