Afternoon Crumbs

August 4, 2009 / Posted by:

VINTAGE PEEN: In case you’ve never seen it, here’s Joe DiMaggio’s tiny little “squint to see it” bat – (NSFW) OMG or The Daily Beast

The MTV VMA Nominations are full of CaCaIdolator

JLove is still in her bikini and playing tennis while wearing wedge heels. No, this has not been staged. Not at all. – Egotastic!

4 words you love to hear after lunch: Brit Brit’s butt sweat – Cityrag

Mayor Stu has been told to cover up the sexy for good – Towleroad

Kewpie Doll camel toe – Hollywood Tuna

Tater, Ass and DemiJust Jared

James Franco and Julia Roberts are bored – Lainey Gossip

What Bradley Cooper’s rep meant to say is, “Ewww! Like Bradley likes vagina. As if!” – Popsugar

Gretchen from The Really Plastic Housewives of OC looks like she’s still in mourning (and still wearing her ring too) (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Can we please never put the words “Lady GaGa,”Alexander Skarsgard” and “KISS” in the same sentence again? My soul and stomach can’t take it! – Socialite Life

That bag of dicks (don’t make me get specific) from Laguna Beach still exists – ICYDK

Pepaw Jack’s dance moves are sponsored by Viagra – SOW

John Mayer wants to be the next Eddie Murphy I’m Not Obsessed

Brad Pitt joking about being miserable is really uncool, but I love his purdy fancy ladyring – Celebitchy

Channing Tatum looks like HoHan sneezed all over his face – Popbytes

Griffin and Ryan both need to drink a piping hot cup of STFU – Hollywood Rag

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