This Took 9 Hours

August 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Brit Brit spent 9 hours inside of a salon in Downtown Los Angeles yesterday getting her weave dyed the exact shade of White Cheddar Cheetos. Our Lady of Cheetos is getting all gourmet on us! Okay, the paps say it took 9 hours, but how long does it really take to marinate a few polyester weave pieces in Clorox and paste it on her scalp using non-toxic Elmer’s (you know how she gets around fumes)?

After Brit finished up, she stuffed her saggamuffins into one of Mariah Carey’s old dresses and partied at a Jazz club nearby. In some of the pictures, Brit Brit’s got that crazed Frapp twinkle in her eye like she wants to whoop a trick with an umbrella or visit a gas station in the dead of night (NUTS!). Is it wrong that this excites me? It might be. Daddy Spears, put on your Fannypack filled with meds and come and get your child.

Tags: Britney Spears, I Don't Like Jokes

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