This One Goes Out To Tom Arnold

August 3, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s that time of day where we venture on down to the subway caves and listen to the Pundit of Crazy’s latest philosophy on life (bring ear plugs if you’re not interested). This time around, Roseanne has some advice for bitches who just can’t stop inhaling life’s sweet nectar (Bev and Tom Arnold, listen up)!

Roseanne queefed to Heeb Magazine, “I HATE alcoholics and AA. If you can’t drink responsibly, don’t drink at all. Don’t go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.”

Um, doesn’t Roseanne know that people only go to AA meetings for the free donuts and to get a little ass?! AA is important! Here’s my advice to Roseanne: DRINK MORE. And let’s another serving of CRAZY for the road. This is what Roseanne had to say about Vegans:

Vegans are all coke-sniffing, cigarette-smoking faux socialists who listen to music that has no melody at all, so fuck them.

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