The True Heavyweight Champion Of The World

August 3, 2009 / Posted by:

You have not made it as a pap until you’ve been maimed, whipped, shanked or smacked by Naomi “Beat A Bitch” Campbell! A photographer in Italy says he is now a member of The Naomi Campbell Victims’ Club and has the bruises (aka precious badges) to prove it!

Gaetano Di Giovanni says he was taking pictures of Naomi and her hot billionaire piece on the island of Lipari when the next thing he knew, her claw was on his face. Gaetano told La Repubblica (via Daily Mail) that Naomi beat him with her purse and then scratched at his left eye. Naomi’s boyfriend and her bodyguards had to drag her away, so she wouldn’t do anymore damage to the pap. They probably had to give her the q-tip so her crazy ass would calm down! Seriously, you know her ass has an orgasm every time she smacks a skank. When she punches a bitch, her pussy pops!

Naomi’s spokeswhore has called this whole story a bunch of lies. The police in Lipari said that no report has been filed. More like the report was accidentally filed into the trash can, because even the po po knows not to eff with Naomi.

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