It Isn’t Working

August 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Last month, Courtney Love said that she was going to put a little chunk on her bones after doctors told her that being skinnier than Posh Beckham’s tampon (which is skinnier than a roach’s clit) is not healthy. So what has Court been doing to fatten up? The Daily Mail says that she’s been eating a human growth hormone called Genotropin.

A source, “Courtney has been struggling with her weight. She’s been using the hormones to help her gain muscle and for anti-ageing and likes the results. But she’s not very discreet. She even left a vial of it in her LA hotel room.

I feel the need to steal a quote from one of my favorite bitches of the moment, Tiny from Tiny & Toya: “Girl, you need less internet.”

Seriously, Genotropin really sounds like some shit that was recommended to Courtney in a spam e-mail. That crazy is the only bitch on this planet who reads her spam mail from word to word. Courtney’s Crackberry is probably filled with hundreds of numbers for “Nigerian exiles” and her guest room houses a dozen “*young russian beauties*.” Court falls for it every time.

Here’s the poster child for Genotropin trolling around NYC on Saturday. If looking like an understuffed Kira from The Dark Crystal pantyhose doll is the look Court is going for, then I take back my TITLE! Because if that’s the case, the Genotropin pills are working!

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