Someone farted on the 18th hole at the Buick Open this past weekend and it’s been blamed on Tiger Woods. In the clip above, Tiger and his caddy are standing around when you can clearly hear a wet, juicy fart coming out of someone’s asshole. Tiger and his caddy laughed it off, so everyone figured he’s the one who let out a butt belch. But CBS is crying that Tiger’s b-hole is not the one!
TMZ says that the hos at CBS swear Tiger didn’t fart. Um. How in the hell would they know if Tiger cut the Gruyere? Did they check his chonies for fart residue and butt snot? Did they send in one of their own to sniff on his butt?
I’m sure that on a very special episode of 60 Minutes this weekend, Andy Rooney will get to the bottom of it. Literally.