This video montage from the geniuses at Everything Is Terrible had me laughing, crying for mommy, calling my local congressman and checking the registered offenders list for the name Yogi Ogi Dogi. Is PedoBear a trust fund baby, because who in what actually invested money in this?!
Even the damn cow is making me want to crawl under my bed. Cows should not say “Mmmmm” like that!
The only thing missing from this video is Chris Hansen dose e’ doe-ing of that barn in overalls. Everyone needs to have a seat!
I don’t know if I can ever breathe again without feeling like I’ve been violated.