This Hurts My Brain
August 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Simpson Twittered this out loud yesterday and really….I can’t…..really. I know I’m not one to talk, but…DAMN TO THE FUCK! This has got my two (or three at the most) working brain cells twitching. I mean, she gave us “lazyiness,” but spelled “grammar” correctly? Scientists should really study whatever is left of her brain.
You know she probably tried to go to Dictionary.com to answer her question of the century, but ended up at Dicktionary.com instead. For the rest of the day, she only used phrases like “cervix crusader,” “baloney pony,” and “man-milk dispenser.” Papa Joe had the best day ever. His panties didn’t.
VIA ONTD
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