Sam Champion Is Not Enjoying This

August 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Kelly Clarkson performed on Good Morning America yesterday and decided to lick on the giant gaysicle known as Sam Champion (tastes like pancake make-up, bronzer, urinal cakes, glory hole dust and the back of Diane Sawyer’s hand).

You can’t tell from this picture, but Sam’s penis has crawled up into his stomach and his yes-yes hole looks like a slug after getting doused in salt. The reason? A woman’s tongue has never been that close to Sam and he doesn’t know how to handle it! Sam is trying to focus. He’s using his gaymagination to picture Kelly’s tongue as a rock hard nine incher. You can tell by the look in his eyes that’s it’s not working.

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