This Halloween, the scariest costume on the streets will include the Kate Gosselin wig* (or the “Eight Is Too Much” wig for legal purposes).
If Kate’s possum hair and Kim Zolciak’s Barbie head of broken dreams had unprotected angry sex together while the ASPCA tried to separate them with a garden hose, this wig is what their baby would look like! Seriously, it will probably haunt my night terrors tonight. If you wear this out in public, be prepared for every nutsack around you to burst and every child to run for cover. And you better stay away from any kind of marsupial, because if they spot you, they will hump your head until completion.
P.S. – IS the wig model Kimmy Gibler?!!!!!?
* Cuntface not included
Source (Thanks Amy)