HoHan Got A Job!

August 1, 2009 / Posted by:

HoHan got herself a new fried peroxide mop of straw and she also got herself a new job that pays actual money! Yes, her dealer doesn’t have to report her to the collection agency of his choice, because it looks like that bill is going to get paid!

And this job doesn’t involve making milkshakes or hawking tan phlegm. No, HoHan landed a role in Robert Rodriguez’s next movie Machete. She Twattered the news yesterday. Hopefully for her, this one isn’t going to premiere on a Saturday at 2am on Public Access or go directly to a Dollar Tree discount bin.

The movie starts filming in Austin in 2 weeks. According to IMDB, this is the plot:

Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren’t you!

This shit also stars Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez. Robert DeNiro, Jonah Hill and Steven Seagal are still in talks to take a role. And yes, Michelle Rodriguez and HoHan on the same film set. Austin is going to run out of the bad shit and someone’s vagina lip is going to get torn in a freak coochie bumping accident. It’s inevitable.

Here’s HoHan trolling around yesterday and also some pictures of her and SamRo being trash outside of 7-Eleven on Thursday. HoHan says that she went back to blonde for the movie role. So I’m guessing she’s playing White Oprah in this shit?

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