Sister Tittay

July 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Okay, I think I like George Clooney’s tramp of the minute, Elisabetta Canalis. The Sun found this still from a movie called Virgin Territory (which also stars crazy sadling Mischa Barton) of Elisabetta as a flashing nun. Holy nipple! Mel Gibson just wet his panties, ran up to the counter and took a number.

Yesterday, People Magazine did a little piece of Georgie’s taint tapper and tried to make her sound like she’s a really classy diamond who always keeps her pinky up when she licks peen. One friend of Elisabetta’s said, “Elisabetta is a beautiful girl full of life who embodies the Mediterranean woman: dark hair and a full figure. Elisabetta is a go-getter who is not afraid of expressing her opinion. In a few years she has built a successful TV career thanks to her determination and hard work.” And nipples. He forgot to thank her nipples. They are sad about that.

The two have only been dating for a week, but have already been seen all around Lake Como where Georgie has a house. Basically, this means Elisabetta’s expiration date is coming up. The only advice I have for her is (you know what’s coming) to put on a Brad Pitt mask, tape her boobies down and Samantha Burke George’s ass! Don’t be the next Sarah Larson. Do better!

And in case you want to peep at Elisabetta’s nipple for Jesus, it’s after the jump. In the words of Cassie: “Don’t act like you’ve never seen a titty before!JUMP!

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