NeNe Will Choke A Bitch

July 31, 2009 / Posted by:

IknowIknowIknowIknowIknow….. This is the second RHOA post in a row. I will bring this issue up with my Skype therapist (aka whoever I meet on Craigslist’ casual encouters) during one of our weekend sessions. So…

Entertainment Tonight says that there was another rumble in Atlanta which ended in Kim filing a police report against NeNe. How dreadful! The police report states that Kim and NeNe got into a brawl of words in front of the cameras and things got a little too hot. When witnesses tried to break up the argument, Kim says NeNe grabbed her by the neck “and tried to choke her out.” And we toast to NeNe tonight!

Both witnesses (aka Kim’s wig and tarantula lashes) backed up Kim’s story to the police. The police told Kim to take pictures of the bruises. The police report added that they were “unable to locate the suspect at this time.” Basically, that means they just didn’t give a fuckity fuck fuck fuck. That’s it.

If they really cared, they know how to get NeNe to come out. All you have to do is get on your knees and do The Dwight Crawl like your ass is burning and only the air can soothe it. We all know NeNe can’t resist witnessing a good crawl.

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