Kanye West Is Not The New King Of Pop And He Knows It

July 31, 2009 / Posted by:

My CAPS-LOCK KEY’S hero and my eyeballs enemy #1, Gayfish West, licked on his perfectly manicured nails for luck and got loose on his keyboard to address the rumors that he proclaimed himself as the brand spanking new King of POP! Kanye may have the crazies running all through him and he may have an ego the size of Tommy Girl’s unpinched anal glands, but even his ass would never make a statement like that! Shame on all of us!

Kanye’s got the sads, because he can’t believe that the public at large would actually believe those words would come out of his mouth. We need to all take Kanye in ours arms, hand-feed him soft chocolate cookies and sing an apology lullaby to him. Srsly.

And Kanye isn’t the new King of Pop, but he will always be the King of Everything!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, this was kind of eloquent for Kanye. I’m a little confused.


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