Jessica Simpson Is Going To Bankrupt Vh1

Jessica Simpson’s reality show for Vh1, The Price of Beauty, starts shooting next week and the network is shaking their heads while emptying all their pockets, because making Papa Joe’s favorite wet dream star look like she just walked out of a Glamour Shots does not come cheap. Page Six says that Jessica’s price for beauty is around $25,000 clams per episode. A source said, “She insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo‘s.”

A rep for Vh1 said they don’t comment on money shit.

$25,000 is not that much*. I’m sure that’s less than the booze, lube and morning after-pill budget on any of those Rock of Whore shows. Although, you know most of that money is really going towards Ken Paves’ moisturizer bill. If K-Pav doesn’t keep his pucker hole moist at all times, he’s real a bitch and will refuse to glue polyester hair pieces into Jessica’s scalp.

* You know her Hostess Cakes budget is higher.