Jude to crowd: “Who wants to get knocked up next?!” – Popsugar
If you can’t get enough of Elisabetta Canalis’ nipple action, here’s more! – Egotastic!
Dear Taylor Swift, does your purity ring approve of canoodling? – Hollywood Tuna
EW’s cover of vampires needs more Viking Eric – Just Jared
Seth Rogen got shut down by Professor Whore Face – Lainey Gossip
Emile Hirsch’s hippie nipple – Towleroad
The Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer….now with way too much Clooney voice! – Popoholic
Whore pit vipers (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Ciara proudly shows off her pixie ladyboy wig on Twitter – Cityrag
The Duggars are all set to terrorize and harass the letter M – ICYDK
Reason #123,456,974 on why Katherine Hagel is an annoying hag – I’m Not Obsessed
Peter Andre added a little more coins to his fake tanning fund – Celebitchy
Sarah Harding was drunk last night. In other news, so was I. THE SHOCK – Holy Moly!
Jennifer Aniston needs to put a Snuggie over those icicle nips – Hollywood Rag
Gayle must have accidentally left their bag of toys outside again – Popeater
Robert Redford thinks ScarJo and her momma are bitches – Socialite Life