Afternoon Crumbs

July 31, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Jude to crowd: “Who wants to get knocked up next?!” – Popsugar

If you can’t get enough of Elisabetta Canalis’ nipple action, here’s more! – Egotastic!

Dear Taylor Swift, does your purity ring approve of canoodling? – Hollywood Tuna

EW’s cover of vampires needs more Viking Eric – Just Jared

Seth Rogen got shut down by Professor Whore Face – Lainey Gossip

Emile Hirsch’s hippie nipple – Towleroad

The Fantastic Mr. Fox trailer….now with way too much Clooney voice! – Popoholic

Whore pit vipers (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ciara proudly shows off her pixie ladyboy wig on Twitter – Cityrag

The Duggars are all set to terrorize and harass the letter M – ICYDK

Reason #123,456,974 on why Katherine Hagel is an annoying hag – I’m Not Obsessed

Peter Andre added a little more coins to his fake tanning fund – Celebitchy

Sarah Harding was drunk last night. In other news, so was I. THE SHOCK – Holy Moly!

Jennifer Aniston needs to put a Snuggie over those icicle nips – Hollywood Rag

Gayle must have accidentally left their bag of toys outside again – Popeater

Robert Redford thinks ScarJo and her momma are bitches – Socialite Life

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