Just take the essence of Prostitution Whore from The Real Housewives of NJ, stir in a drop Swan Brooner’s tears of determination, throw in every single item Contempo Casuals made in 1988 and blend until creamy. After you pour it into a bowl and sprinkle a handful of Victoria Gotti’s dandruff on top, you will have this picture! This is just more Photoshop fakery from Candie’s!
You won’t be seeing this one hanging in the middle of a Kohl’s anytime soon, because it was an outtake. They probably woke up, smelled the Cheeto smegma and realized this picture looked it belonged in a catalog for mail order mob wives (please tell me such a thing exists).
Here’s some un-touched pictures of Brit Brit with her soulmate Frapp (WITH WHIP!!!) yesterday in Los Angeles. It’s always amazing to see pictures of Brit like the one above, because she never needs help from the Photoshop fairies. Behold her natural beauty!