Shakira In A Glittery Colon

July 30, 2009 / Posted by:

The Glittery of YouTube needs to stop production on all Beyonce-related material and pick up Shakira’s new video for “She-Goat She-Wolf.” My ass needs to see them fluttering about in a cut up Capezio catsuit, grinding on their mother’s guest bed, thrusting in a large-sized dog cage from Petco and… and… and… And what the hell are they going to use for that giant *fancy* sparkly organ cave Shakira’s busting it in? That part looks like a lost scene from Ricky Martin’s colon cam.

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