This is a commercial for a completely unnecessary product called The Shake Weight. It is unnecessary because this shit already exists. It’s called A DICK! To be blunt.
I wonder if The Shake Weight makes you lick the tip and moan like you’re actually getting off on it? If you buy now, you’ll get a set of mini vibrating medicine balls that you can play with in one hand while you’re single-fisting The Shake Weight.
You know Madonna’sBaby Jesus is looking down at his empty crotch area and thinking (read this in Portuguese), “Why didn’t someone tell me about this shit before?!”
SPOILER ALERT: The “prestigious California university” that conducted the scientific study is DeVry.
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